How I Stalked, Plotted and Schemed to Get My First Chanel.

I’ve wanted a Chanel handbag since I was 18. And I remember telling myself one day, I’ll own one. True to my word, I got one when I turned 30.

Let me start by saying I was nowhere near born in the lap of luxury. Living in a “you live where?!” suburb of St. Louis, I can assure you, Fritos with ketchup isn’t as gross as it sounds, a bag of hand-me-down clothes still excites me more than getting one new shirt at the mall, and my parents’ place still doesn’t have central air. We’re talking pretty damn humble beginnings here.

I think it was the rise of shows like The Simple Life, The O.C., Gossip Girl and the dreaded KUWTK that lead to my sudden awareness of those two interlocking CCs and their importance in relation to serving as a status symbol. Yeah, I had seen some Louis Vuitton here and there. But for me, Chanel was the epitome of class – it was timeless, it was sleek and holy shit was it expensive.


I’ve always been picky about my purses. Never one to carry something everyone else had, I passed hard on the Michael Kors, Kate Spade and Coach phases, option to see out something a little more unique when I searched for something to dangle off of – or in the crook of – my arm.

As turning 30 loomed in the distance, along with my April wedding, I decided it was time. I knew exactly what I wanted – something timeless and classic but attainable on my salary without looking like I had completely lost my mind financially. Scouring second hand websites and eBay became second nature; I soon received more “dings” notifying me of when an auction ended that my fiance kept asking who the hell was texting me.

The more I searched, the more I found out about what I didn’t want. Black leather seemed to be the immediate popular choice – but as one to never carry anything everyone else has – here’s looking at you, LV Neverfull – I both couldn’t afford it and didn’t feel like it was the one for me. When someone gets a Chanel bag, I feel like black leather is the default – because let’s face it, unless you’re making boucoup bucks, you’re probably only going to get one.

While stalking the Bag, Borrow or Steal sale section, I found it. It was still out of my price range, but that rang the starting bell to let the obsessive stalking begin. I watch the price drop a few hundred dollars, checking a few times everyday in hopes that no one snatched it up. I knew the site sent out 30% off coupons fairly regularly, so I had to wait until one popped up in my inbox. One day, right before turning the big 30, there it was. And the bag was still for sale.


Immediately, I texted my husband. “You still into splitting a birthday present with me?” I want to buy this investment bag and I need to do it now,” I frantically text him. “Yep – I’ll shoot you some money.” With that response, in about 2 seconds flat, I was staring at a checkout screen. ‘But what if it doesn’t live up to your expectations’ my brain started spewing as I saw the final total. ‘That’s what the return policy is for – now shhh…’

A couple of days later – it showed up. And I couldn’t believe it’s mine. Happy birthday to me indeed. It’s still my favorite bag – partly because I feel like it was a good way to say goodbye to my crazy 20s, a sign of success so far in my career as a writer, and mostly because my husband indulged my very expensive tastes (even though he doesn’t really get it.) It’s the bag I turn to to feel extra special, the one I add when it’s time to dress to impress. And it’ll be the one I pass down to my daughter as long as she shares my intense bag appreciation.



I cracked. But I cracked for a couple of worthy items.

So, let’s start this blog right off with the fact that I majorly failed at my spending freeze. I know, I know. It was only one month and I still couldn’t do it.

That’s why I’ll be trying it again on 8/7.

I did buy an awesome new set of luggage – at 60% off. 3a13b405db70df1b0e1466be3475f89b

And this vintage Christian Dior clutch for an absolute steal.


And as a reward for my decent work review, the faux leather yellow jacket I blogged about earlier did live up to it’s hype. For only $23, how could I not.


Alright, it’s on AGAIN. Let’s see how this goes – take 2.

Obsessed Much?: My Overabundance of Moto Jackets

After going through the upstairs closet where I stashed the coats while getting our main floor refinished, I noticed a common theme. Holy moto jacket hoard, Batman. I seem to have a major thing for these leather-looking staples. My habit of obsessively pinning all of my purchases once again came in handy – here’s a look at my collection.

I have my eye on this one next – after August 7th of course!


Spending Freeze: Let’s See If I Crack

It’s been a while since my last post. I’m sorry – I’ve been slacking.

I have to say the Louis Vuitton Sac Promenade shaped up really well – the bag looks really, really good now that it’s gotten a little TLC. I used it on a recent trip to Chicago for the weekend and it was the perfect size for packing all my clothes. I also took a backpack for toiletries, makeup and my shoes – I was not about to put any leakables or dirty soles in this baby.

Looking pretty sharp for a 27-year-old bag!

Last month, I’m ashamed to say, I did some pretty hefty damage to my credit card. By nature, I’m a saver and a huge stickler for paying it off each month – and this time after I did so, the amount left to dump into my savings was pretty paltry.

Not that I have any regrets about anything I got, but I think sometimes the sentiment of “I work hard – this is one of a kind – this won’t be here tomorrow – who knows when you’ll find one of these again” hits me pretty hard. And last month was apparently when the stars aligned to wreak havoc on my wallet.

In fact, when I think about how much I spend on extra stuff for myself each month, I’m not proud to say I do cringe inside.

One of my downfalls for the month: The Tory Burch Fleur Macrame Heels I’ve wanted for practically ever magically landed on eBay in my size – of course I had to get them.

So that brings me to The Great Spending Freeze of 2017. I’ve tried to do something similar in the past and ended up saying “Efff this” about a week in each time. But if I survived the Whole30 back in January, this is worth a shot. I’m like really bad dieter but instead of sweet, salty, creamy and spicy, I crave flashy, clearance, vintage and limited quantity.

I’m hoping that throwing this out here will make me more accountable for anything extra I’m spending this month. The things I’m forbidden to drop money on are any clothes, jewelry, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc. Let’s give this a full 30 days so that makes the freeze up on August 7th.

What I think I’ll be the most interested in is how much money I can actually save when I’m not dropping a random $10 here on something I found on Amazon or an extra $20 for a good eBay find. Plus, when I get stressed, I notice I start looking. Looking leads to wanting, which leads to me pulling the trigger, which launches the “don’t feel guilty – you work hard mentality.”

This one is mine – snagged from Thredup for under $20.
This one is Michael Kors. I’m getting Chanel vibes from both. 

I know it’s possible for me to look without buying – come on, I have SOME impulse control 🙂 – but this will be really good chance to gauge how much I really WANT something. Is it enough to wait an entire month before it’s a possibility to land in my clutches? Also, since sales, eBay and clearance sections are my kryptonite, I’ll be browsing much less – leading to a possible increase in productivity? – or more surfing on Pinterest trying to find new ways to work in stuff I already have?

Stay tuned – I’ll report in on the results in a month!

First-Time Fixer Upper: Louis Vuitton Promenade XXL

So, while my husband slumbered beside me last night, I was trolling for vintage LV… again. For the 5th time this week, actually.

I’ve been tossing around the idea of buying another vintage Louis Vuitton for a while now, deciding that I want a bigger size piece for travel that had a zipper on the top – unlike the LV Neverfull. My current LV arsenal already consists of a vintage crossbody and a super lady-like Concorde.

LV Concorde

I guess around midnight I just decided to go for it. Maybe that’s why I woke up in a cold sweat this morning, thinking “did I really buy that bag or was it just a really lucid dream?”

Here’s what I ended up snagging.


It’s a made in France, year 2000 Promenade. It’s a biggie – I had my eye on a Keepall 55 for a bit, but I like that this is more of a shoulder bag than a duffle. It looks like it’s in really good shape for what I paid for it – I’ve seen ones in similar conditions go for 3x my price.

The one thing I’ve been second guessing a little bit is the size. You can bet your ass I’ve been scouring the internet ever since I clicked purchase to see how this bag measures up in real life.

I also read a super helpful blog on restoring it to give the bag a little face-lift once I get it. I bought some Cadillac Boot and Shoe Leather Lotion, some Mr. Clean Magic Erasers and some Blue Magic 300 Metal Polish Cream off of Amazon to bring it closer to its former glory.

If this all goes well, it’ll be an awesome travel bag – and possibly diaper bag in the future. Hell no on the frumpy mom bag for me. I ain’t about that life.




The Power of Porcelain Prints.

I’m not sure whether it’s the rising heat, my perchance for dreaming of laying out by some cerulean water instead of working, or the classic combo of a cool blue paired with crisp white – right now all I want to buy are some pieces in cool porcelain-inspired prints. I’ve lusted after this cute Dolce and Gabbana bag for a while. And will continue to only lust with it’s hefty price tag.

Image via Dolce and Gabbana

And have picked up a few of my own pieces in the classic print.

Now it seems my love of the print has moved into our remodel. Here’s the rug I picked up yesterday for the entry way. I’m hoping it pairs nicely with some gold pieces, the chunky table I’ll add some gel stain to and what we’ve done with the floors and the walls. Crossing my fingers it doesn’t come across as too carnival or kiddie. If it does, thank god for Home Depot’s return policy!

Oh yeah, and I’m obsessed with living vicariously through bloggers who are rich enough to snag a pair of these.

Image via Saks
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Seriously YSL, what is this magic?!

Vintage Vibes for Fall?

The Gucci Cruise 2018 Runway show offered a blast from the past in terms of the famous Gucci print.


Image via Vogue

And luckily, I picked up one of these bad boys while cruising consignment last fall. Looks like my vintage find is once again right in style.

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Dior is also currently resurrecting their old ’90s logo print. Check out these recent snaps of Rihanna sporting a Dior saddle bag that isn’t vintage – but is straight off the Fall-Winter 2018 runway.

Image via PurseBlog

Who else will be re-purposing a famous logo or print from the past this upcoming season? I’m betting on a return of the Fendi Zucca print.

Image via FashionPhile

Pearls Are Having a Major Moment.

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Just look at this beauty from Chanel’s New Metier d’Art 2017. It’s my dream bag if there ever was one. The staggering mic drop price tag? Oh you know, just a meager $14,200.

If you’re looking to get your pearl fix this season, Chanel’s not the only shop in town. Just check out what Gucci’s got going on right now to celebrate the tiny spherical diamonds of the sea.

Image via Gucci
Image via Gucci
Image via Gucci

Fendi’s 2018 Resort Collection also is showing some pearls some love.

Image via Purseblog
Image via Purseblog

Cute, huh? As for me, I’ll be rocking the look for less – WAY less. I’ve added these to my own shoe collection which add just a touch of the pearl look on top of the already popular low block heel trend.

Image via SheIn

Switching gears back to the Metier d’Art 2017, I found a lot of other interesting Chanel shapes in this collection. It looks like ol’ Karl may have finally deviated from the Boy shape and is venturing into more geometric territory. Serious swoon.

Image via Purseblog
Image via Purseblog
Image via Purseblog

What’s the Deal: Mesh Bodysuits

I get oodles of junk email. As of right this second, my email has about 187 messages from places ranging from designer consignment to everyone’s secret addiction – fast fashion places.

Always a lover of a great deal, I’ve found some pretty awesome trendy pieces from some of these places like SheIn, Forever 21, etc. Other times, I’ve ripped open the package only to ask myself “what hell is this – and why does it look like it would fit a 12-year-old carnival clown?” I then try to send it off with USPS for a refund as fast as possible – before my husband can see my package stack.

Perusing through today’s stack of emails, I landed on one item that I truly don’t get. The mesh bodysuit.

Where the heck are these people going besides Coachella or some sort of adult entertainment revenue? It’s definitely not a piece you can wear if you live with your parents post-college or to Sunday dinner with Grandma at the home. Face it, you can’t even pull this off at a place anyone over the age of 40 is eating dinner – someone will think the birthday entertainment showed up at the wrong venue.

So. Many. Questions. Do you wear them with a bralette or are you supposed make it look like you have no nips via nude stickers? I even found the classier cousin of the last one. The embroidery is supposed to mimic what Gucci’s got going on but really just stands as a beacon for “here are my tits.”

The only way I think you could decently style a mesh bodysuit is under a blazer with jeans – bra required if you’re letting the jacket flap in the breeze. She nails it below – with paneling built in to keep it looking classy.



Currently Obsessed.

Crochet. Raffia. Straw. I’m drooling over the bags of summer.

These are the words that are on repeat in my Google searches these days. With summer right around the corner, what better way to carry your precious possessions (and let’s face it – your cheapie lip glosses that won’t bum you out when they get lost) than with a few of these beauties.

Costly and out of reach for most peons like myself, I’ll definitely be looking for some great inspired-by pieces in the months to come. If I was lucky enough to pick, I’d be all in for the Chanel. If only I didn’t have to sell my right leg and set of ears to afford such crochet arm candy.